In his never-ceasing efforts to add class and style to the Rolling Bozo Revue webpage, "Mark" has written to William F. Buckley, Jr. And Buckley wrote back! "Mark" wasn't dumb enough to request a whole article from him. (We are realistic.) He asked Mr. Buckley for a word—just one word, which he uses every day in conversation, but which no one else on the planet has ever heard. Not only did he send one back, he sent two!

So without further ado, the Rolling Bozo Revue is proud to present: two words by William F. Buckley, Jr.

Integument

This word refers to something that covers or encloses. Possible usage: "Henderson, please prepare the integument. I have a slight chill."

And the other word:

Arachibutyrophobia

This word refers to the fear some people have of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouth. Possible usage: "Please replace the integument on the Skippy, Henderson. I am sadly arachibutyrophobic."

Thank you, Mr. Buckley. You're a good sport, and a man whose vocabulary truly integuments all regions.

 

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