These are all the downloads we've got back on the site right now. The hosting company has sent us an ambassador in a chair sedan, who apologizes most effusively for this confusion.

—Alpha WebMonkey

Click the following link to access The Legendary Christmas Cart.

[See note below.]

Blues For Rolla (1.8 MB)
Cart (Chant, Rock Climbing) (1.4 MB)
Chancellor Editorial (1.5 MB)
Film Series Promo (1.1 MB)
Franklin's Tower, Day 1 (1 MB)
Franklin's Tower, Day 3 (2.8 MB)
Freaker's Ball (2.3 MB)
Groundwaves Alert (2.2 MB)
Gymnastics Club Cart (1.4 MB)
ID (Beyond Andromeda) (0.3 MB)
ID (Bring a Dead Radio to Life) (1.1 MB)
ID (Disco Infected World) (0.5 MB)
ID (Don't Touch!) (0.1 MB)
ID (Everything's Alright) (0.8 MB)
ID (From the 60s to the 80s) (1.7 MB)
ID (It'll Cure Your Asthma, Too) (0.1 MB)
ID (Morning Man) (0.6 MB)
ID (No Brains Pap) (0.2 MB)
ID (Progressive Radio) (0.1 MB)
ID (The Bop Tapes 1) (0.7 MB)
Interview With St. Pat (1.8 MB)
New Intro (The Prisoner) (0.6 MB)
Obscenity Rap (1.2 MB)
Prisoner of 2nd Ave. Promo (1.4 MB)
PSA (Communications) (0.9 MB)
PSA (Fear is the Mind Killer) (0.9 MB)
PSA (KMNR Frisbee) (1 MB)
Quit School 1 (Chicks) (0.7 MB)
Quit School 2 (That's a Reality!) (0.3 MB)
Quit School 3 (Kick Back) (0.6 MB)
RBR Presents 1 (0.6 MB)
RBR Presents 2 (1.1 MB)
RBR Presents 4 (0.6 MB)
Sign Off (Happy Trails) (0.9 MB)
Sign Off (The Bugler) (2.8 MB)
Sign On (Turn Your Radio On) (0.8 MB)
Southwinds Magazine Cart (5.9 MB)
St. Pat's Green Promo (1.6 MB)
The Box Tapes (17.3 MB)
The KA Cannon Disaster (0.2 MB)
T&A Block - Registration (1.3 MB)
T&A Block - Study Tips (2.8 MB)
Vegetarian Cart (1.4 MB)
The RBR Calls The White House (1.1 MB)

NOTE BELOW: If you're on Windows and you want to save these files to your hard drive, right-click on the title, and select Save Target As. If you're on Macintosh or Unix (or the Commodore 64, or something), you're so smart, just figure it out.